Coming soon.

Look. I know that is unsatisfying. I’ve been there, too! You click on a link for ‘blog,’ thinking you’re going to find some insight into the style of the writer. Does he have a sense of humor? Does he use really big words that send me running to a dictionary? Are there pictures of cats? (See Cats!)

And here you are, nothing. It’s not fair.

So listen. Here are some other things I’ve written. If you’re lucky you’ll find humor, and maybe a cat.

Wherein I rank all the Muppets worth ranking.

Wherein I analyze song lyrics from Kathleen Edwards.

A baby announcement told in movie posters.